Thursday, October 20, 2011

Five Sex Terms You May Not Know...

You may have heard the term on a television show, a movie, a song or even a rowdy dinner party.  However, maybe you were like me and actually had to do the research to find out what the terms actually meant...
So here are a few of the words that have passed my ears that I went out to find out exactly what they were...


Reach Around - You and your lover stand up while fucking.  The one behind reaches around and grabs the others tool and proceeds to stroke it back and forth while moving the waist back and forth.












Snow Blow - So you are going down on your lover.  Once he ejaculates in your mouth, you come up to kiss him and the ever seductive sloshing of two tongues is mixed with slimy semen.   

Golden Bath - Not a shower but a bath.  This is when a partner pisses into the colon of a lover.  A sort of 'piss-enema'. 








Dirty Sanchez - basically, its leaving a mustache of crap around the lips.  The way, after screwing a lover in the ass, the penis is immediately put into the receivers mouth, sans a wipe down, and the back and forth sucking will leave a smear of shit across the - usually - top lip.




Cleveland Steamer one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.






I don't know if I was enlightened or grossed out...?  Probably both!

6 comments:

Adventures In Gay Dating said...

LOL... I've heard of most of those. Shows you how old (or pervy) I am.

jamiessmiles said...

Hey, I've heard of all but the last 2. And I am not old;)

Crazeebee747 said...

ok! Whoever gets to do any of the above clearly has tolerance levels that are unheard of. Relatively speaking. LOL!

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

Okay, the reacharound I knew... the rest are new to me, and uh, a tad on the gross side for me (not to be judgemental or anything)...

A Slice of Gay Pie: said...

I have heard these sayings before but only recently decided to really look into what they actually are. And yes, i am totally grossed out and at the same time this shit is funny yo:-D
always better to know and laugh than not to know at all.

Mr Lovelace said...

What the hell? I'm so disgrossed out ! Wth! People do that??? I cringed at the dirty sanchez! urgh... I think I need a breath mint... LMAO

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